my name is Jane. is it?

right!

so how 'cool' is it to be james bond?

working for the MI-6...being so smart, hot and well...so chuck norris wannabe?

probably every guy wants to be him, every girl wants to shag him!

nice.

now then, how many of you now about the MI-5? ey?

not many i reckon.

don't look into it...(shait, maybe they're watching me right now and they'll be thinking i'm some kind of a threat to their national security....well, you spooks, i am NOT stop worrying, ain't gonna bomb no brit - shit, i've said the b word- key, i'm going paranoid).

i'm not trying to talk about how great it is to be a spy.

i'm talking about how so not great it is.

how many of you would like to have a secret identity?

how many of you would like to have a secret life?

in this case, you'll be many, and i'm counting as one of you.

but would you like to do it forever?

you would like to do this for a living?
doubt it.

because, living these lies will eventually get to you.

will eventually destroy you.

you forget how it is to live in the real world.

you forget how to have a real relantionship.

you have no privacy.

and isn't this exactly what we all want?
to have a private, intimate life?
to be safe?
you'd think that working for such a particular branch of the government will give you safety.

it won't.

...

that's it.

i'm done.

i'm done kicking james bond's ass.

i rest my case.

...

and i'm not talking just about 5 or 6, CIA included (don't know about the Mossad haha), but i've chosen the brits cause i have a crush for them (so see, spooks, i'm not against you - apart from the fact you wreck peoples lives, oh well)